Bristol Palin’s Baby Daddy: A Snowboarder



Of course, we knew nothing would escape unscathed in the latest news from the McCain/Palin camp. Now, that we’ve all found out about who it was that impregnated Sarah Palin’s 17-year-old daughter Bristol, the big question is, “What is he like?”

Well, Levi Johnston, 18, who obviously backs Billabong, described himself on his myspace page as follows:

‘I’m a f–kin’ redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s–t and just f–kin’ chillin’ I guess. Ya f–k with me I’ll kick ass.”

Makes us wonder if he’s a Transworld subscriber. If not, he probably should be.

Das passt wie die Faust aufs Auge! Ein Schulabbrecher, der auch mal gerne chillt. Und der ausgerechnet das Vice Baby-Girl geschnaxelt hat... hätte die Mumsch die kleinen Lauser aufgeklärt, hätten sie ein Problem weniger.
"Have a taste of my whipped cream, honey!"